Miniature Devil Planets From the Ground

Which of the below is not a kid-friendly, “jazzed up” name for a vegetable?

a) Tiny Tasty Tree Tops

b) Silly Dilly Green Beans

c) Bloody Mary Oars

Answer: C. But, seriously, “Silly Dilly Green Beans” is what kidnappers would call their fake business. No? I don’t know. Brb eating some SDGBs.