KStew and RPattz Are Cohabiting Again, Maybe. What Does It Mean?! Seriously! Asking for a Friend…

“Movie stars are crazy people who do crazy things, so maybe this really is all some grand sham meant to put our gossip-fattened butts in those bedbug-ridden movie theater seats to gaze at the wan flickerings of Bedward (that’s what they’re called, right?) and wonder what it must be like when they do it in real life — and by ‘it’ we mean not only the having of sweet sex, but also the fighting, the screaming, the hugging, the walking away, the making up, the apologizing, the groveling, the carrying a box back into the house, sighing under the weight of it, wondering if it will work this time, if this is maybe life forever, doing things we’re not sure will work but doing them anyway, because the other option is to sink into nothing, into the pale shapeless oblivion of a world without risk. That’s what we’ll think about, maybe, as we shove the popcorn in and gulp everything down.”