Happy National Punctuation Day

At last, Punctuation Day is here again. To celebrate, Atlantic Wire senior writer and Hairpin pal Jen Doll asked people for their favorite punctuation marks, and although many made interesting choices, only one got it objectively right. And then, for fun, punctuation-themed cocktails for when Punctuation Day winds down: Interrobang-ker’s on the Rocks? Although I guess that would be Question [Maker’s] Mark on the Rocks. Commartini? Haha. This is ugly, I’m sorry. But I don’t think I’m going to be able to stop. Hyph-in and Juice. Amper-shandy? Parenthesegrams and Sprite. Okay now I will stop.