The Newsroom: Live

So, per general request, here are my unedited, unaltered notes on last night’s episode of The Newsroom:

john gallagher jr was hotter before he started telling women he loved them to avoid awkwardness

DO NOT GIVE YOUR SOURCES A PATRONIZING TALK ABOUT DEEP THROAT

Woman thinks Christian Bale is an Australian lady actress from Spiderman, BUT IS CORRECTED BY ANOTHER LADY

Men? Dumb enough to eat two pot cookies without checking dosage

Women skyping while walking

women assume sources are hitting on them

women follow the rock on twitter

women nag at you to turn off your phone on the plane

other women won’t let you stand up while the plane is stopped

santa guy

“your twitter feeds are coming in” WHO WOULD SAY THAT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

big man, hassling the flight attendant

I WOULD TASE THAT, BRO

no one has ever shown up high or drunk to a job in media apparently

take a shot when sam waterston reminisces over swelling music

“a small penance for all the ones we got wrong” SAY WHAT?????

“yes sir”

wuuuut?

dev patel’s mad hot date lost her dad on 9/11

other women be trying to break the double-confirmed news instead of waiting for stoned Will like media God said to

MAGGIE, THIS IS NOT THE MOMENT FOR YOUR WISPY RELATIONSHIP DRAMZ

no let’s all mill around pretending this isn’t the romantic arc of the season

don has too much product in his hair

who is skinny reggie watts? OH, we don’t even know, he’s some guy on the plane

“the internet says…”

PLEASE TASE HIM TASE HIM TASE HIM TASE HIM

no one cares who you work for

WHY IS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUPPOSED TO BE CRAZY? SHE’S NOT CRAZY

THIS IS SUCH EXPLOITATIVE BULLSHIT WITH THE PILOTS OHHHHH THEY KILLED BIN LADEN FOR YOUUUUUUUU

he is not asking this chick out again but he’s totally cute

now we’re telling LONNIE they killed bin laden for youuuuuuuuuuuuu

stupid sorkin fetishization of the blue collar workers he doesn’t actually like

lonnie, go tell the cops! they killed bin laden for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

stoned jeff daniels forgot to check his blackberry, all of this posturing has been FOR NAUGHT

“do it for me, will”

Even stoned, better to have men deliver the news, amiright?