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Beyond the leaky roofs, broken pool heaters, and $50,000 tree installations (for one tree, singular), we also built a backyard dirt bike track for a kid’s 13th birthday party and fixed a photo booth in a rich guy’s basement in the middle of the night. We drained an entire pool for fear of contamination by a dead raccoon, and we drove dogs (plural) to acupuncture appointments.

We even jump-started $100,000 electric Teslas. For three different people.

If you like Rich Kids of Instagram, you’ll LOVE contractor Joe Schwenk dishing on the culture of The Hamptons. Born and raised in East Hampton, he now works on houses out there and then Tweets all the juicy bits. Today, New York Magazine asked him about his summer. Beware the Zombie Homes!