It’s Your Moment, Prof. Goldstein

All the really important things you’ve always wanted to ask the one guy who knows things about what Joe Biden does:

“So, what does a vice-presidential scholar do all day?” I asked when I reached him at his office, no doubt cluttered with the letters of Garret Augustus Hobart. “Do you wait around in case something happens to a presidential scholar?

“Do you consider yourself a heartbeat away from presidential scholarship?

“Do presidential scholars send you to the funerals of foreign presidential scholars?”

You will not get answers to those questions, though, so don’t get really excited.