The Good Ship Coachella

“Q: Is there Internet access on the ship?
A: Yes but it will cost you a boat load, no pun intended.”
— Should we all go on a Coachella Cruise this winter? Tickets start at $700, and go on sale July 21, at 10 a.m. PDT. Both cruises leave from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, and sound insane. The site’s FAQ section is also fun.