I Asked Them to Appoint Me “Squad Leader.” They Said “No.”

Hey all, here’s a fun thing I’ll be doing on the side: I’ve joined the Beauty Squad over at Makeup.com, along with writers Brit Morin, Julia Coney, and Lauren Cosenza. Basically our plan is to get a huuuge bathtub, like one of those four-seater jacuzzis, and hire a team of 30 teenagers who also work at a car wash during the summer (they’re gonna need it, stay with me!) to open every bottle of liquid in the makeup department of a CVS, fill the tub, and then bathe in it — together — for the next five months. At least. Sounds great, right? No, but really we’re just going to be talking about makeup a lot. Come by once in a while and see how it’s going?