Contrarian Movie Titles
by Lamar Clarkson
Debbie Doesn’t Dallas
Divine Secrets of the Nein-Nein Sisterhood
Spies Don’t Like Us
A Kraftwerk Orange
The Cider House Blows
Animal Fifth-Floor Walkup
He’s Just That Into You
In No Way Small Women
The Discreet Charm of the Proletariat
Casino Jim Beam
The Man Who Was Actually There the Whole Time
The Sixth Nonsense
Skeptic Pizza
Lamar Anderson doesn’t Dallas either, but she’ll Charleston if you ask nicely.