The Chicken Sausage Wrap is Okay

Starbucks: A Third Place (to use the bathroom without purchase?)

Feel free to use the comments to discuss how you, with the aid of a French press, make your own coffee for pennies, and that Starbucks coffee tastes burnt, and that the trenta-sizing is a Horseperson of the Apocalypse. Or how the “Americano” is so named because WWII soldiers couldn’t handle their espresso.

Or, if you’ve done time in the Starbucks trenches, how people make their own sketchy lattes by using up all of the milk. If you are the person maintaining Wikipedia’s absurdly well-documented article on the latter phenomenon, a hat tip to you, sir!