Still a Good Idea

You know how, theoretically, people are stoned, and they say: “hey, scientists should figure out why pot gives you the munchies, and then, like, make a diet drug which is the OPPOSITE of that, blah blah Robot Chicken blah blah Steve Brule”?

They actually did, in Europe, and it was exactly the opposite of pot, in that it also improved your short-term memory. But…it kind of made you want to kill yourself, being, you know, opposite-pot, and that’s why we are not all taking it.

This came up because the FDA has approved a new diet drug that manufacturers claim is unlikely to rip apart your heart valves or make you have oily stools.