Crushing on a Plant You Can Juice

I think we can all agree, and by “we” I mean the ones of us who’ve seen his videos or downloaded his raps and by “all agree” I mean “scream at the top of our lungs,” that Danny Brown is pretty great. Pretty and great, especially in his hair area. And at least one or two of us can agree, and by “one or two” I mean “maybe three” and by “agree” I mean “shrug,” that wheat grass is okay. The person who made this “Perfect Danny Brown plant for your dorm room or bachelor pad” is dead center in that Venn diagram. Variations: Cyndi Lauper, Glen Danzig a long time ago with very careful trimming, Rihanna, Drunk Uncle. [via]