The Dry Cleaning Ouroboros

“Guess what, single friends! You’re working too hard. All that angst and stress you feel, never getting to hang out with your pals, not enough time to jet off to India or the Bahamas if you feel like it, not even enough time to plan said trips or even pick up your dry cleaning without it waiting in the laundromat for a week and a half and then when you get it the dry cleaner gives you that look and you know he’s judging you so you don’t go back for another month and then it’s just the same thing all over again? The Wall Street Journal’s Sue Shellenbarger has a tip for you: You’re doing it wrong. This is because you — single little old you — have it hard, too!”
 — Hairpin pal Jen Doll speaks truth to laundry.