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A solemn and dignified Victoria Day to you. You may celebrate by: a) watching The Young Victoria, which is totally great in every way, b) reading up on hereditary diseases concentrated through inbreeding, or c) whatever it is you do when your country was all “oh, let’s have a big messy unpleasant war instead of just waiting a few hundred years and then having a civil sort of legal separation with tea and biscuits and Governors-General.”