Other Brands Nabisco Could Revitalize By Removing a Qualifier
by Blair Thornburgh
In light of the shocking news about Nabisco’s decision to rebrand Fig Newtons as just … Newtons.
Grahams
Cheddars
Chips But Not That Kind of Chips
Thins
Other Kind of Thins
Thins the Third
Nil (alternative: La)
Butter*
*contains nuts; no actual butter.
Blair Thornburgh lives in Chicago and actually likes figs.
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