Kale’s Comeuppance

“In case you’re not aware, kale — a bitter, cabbage-like vegetable often seen being swallowed by Gwyneth Paltrow — is now the only food worth the trouble of digesting. Kale sautéed with red wine vinegar and garlic. Kale salad, soaked in fresh lemon juice with toasted kale shavings and a side of kale. Where I grew up, ‘loaded nachos’ referred to tortilla chips heaped with chili, cheese, sour cream, olives, and guacamole. In most parts of Los Angeles it means kale.”
 — Your move, kale.