Galifianakis as Ignatius?

Don’t hold your breath. It’s not really going to happen, so why get your hopes up AGAIN? At this rate, the role may wind up going to Liam Hemsworth in 2027.

Just add it to the long list of your favorite cult-y books that have lived on in development hell, or even those that have recently graduated into limbo. The Secret History? Ender’s Game? The Forever War? (If Ridley Scott messes up The Forever War, I’m only going to see Prometheus nine times in protest.) Good Omens?

Let’s not even discuss MEG: A Novel of Deep Terror.