Twitter Parties

The world recently began spinning very, very fast, did you feel it? Suddenly I had a baby and then that baby had a baby and when the world slowed back down to normal speed here I was with generations of offspring, no clue what’s going on, and surrounded by people — including The Real Housewives of Atlanta and the LAPD Chief of Police — talking about “Twitter parties” like they’re different from regular parties that you use Facebook or email or texts to invite people to and you should know that since everyone has been to them and can smell them from a mile away like NeNe did the other night. Is this what they’re talking about?