Sexy Argh!
When Christian Grey “rips through” Anastasia’s virginity, she actually says “Argh!” like Jon finding out that Garfield has once again shredded the curtains.
Hairpin pal Julieanne Smolinski was not a fan of Fifty Shades of Grey. (Book two in the trilogy is due out April 17.)
Alternate things to cry out when one’s virginity is “rip[ped] through”: “Yowza!” “Criminy!” “Mamma mia!” (fake Italian accent).