How Not to Order a Drink, Part Six
by Camille Santochi
Waitress: Would you like something to drink?
Me: I’ll have an old-fashioned.
Waitress: Is Maker’s okay?
Me: Yes, that’s fine, thank you!
OkCupid Date: Hahah. I’m glad that worked out for you.
[Pause]
Me: Did you Google me?
OkCupid Date: Yes, yes I did.
Previously: House White.
Camille Santochi is a reality television producer from Los Angeles. You can follow her on Twitter @omitofo or see where her cover band is playing next here.