Happy Birthday, Shakespeare

Today is possibly William Shakespeare’s 448th birthday, if ye are the typeth to celebrate someone’s birth centuries after their death. The World Shakespeare Festival beganeth this weekend and The Huffington Post has a little guide for how to observeth Talk Like Shakespeare Day, which is another thing thou could calleth today. If thou prefers to calleth’t “Monday” and goeth to a Shakespeare play like thou doeseth every Monday, this list could helpeth ye findeth one. Methinks listening to this story would suffice for celebrating in the solitude of thine own home or car. And here are a bunch popular sayings Shakespeare made upeth… or did he?