Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

Friendly Forest Rings, $9.99 (were $20)
With rings like these, who needs friends?

Jason Wu for Target Pleated Skirt, $20.98 (was $29.99)
Seent it in person, but in the wrong size. This skirt is correct.

Silhouette Art: Papers, Instructions, and Patterns for Making Modern Heirlooms, $12.89 (was $18.95)
I went to some janky-ass elementary schools so I’m not sure how I knew of these in order to be jealous of people who had them? Great mysteries.

D-Cup Ruched Halter Tank, $59.99 (was $84)
Just one example of the many old school tank swimsuits on sale at J. Crew right now. Wear yours with these:

Floral Cat-Eye Sunglasses, $6.99 (were $16)

Footed Glass Beverage Jar, $39.99 (was $49.95)
The Beverly Hilton — hereafter known as “Deathotel” — has two of these by the pool: one filled with ice water and strawberry slices, the other with ice water and cucumber.

Flash Face Decorating Kit, $30 (was $60)
FINALLY get your Mike Tyson on. No, but seriously, you should get these:

Buxom Stay-There Eye Shadow Palette, $34 (was $68)
My new favorite eyeshadow, for sure. Sparkly, but not in a teeny bopper way, and really does stay where you put it for quite some time without creasing — which is weird because it’s a creme eyeshadow but let’s not question it.

Apres Soiree Dress, $80.99 (was $115.99)
Depending on which review you read, this dress that comes in tons of sizes is either super hot OR super not. Roll the dice, Joanie. But don’t forget about the baby!

Baby Gourmet Baby Food Maker, $49.99 (was $150)
Saucy Hot COOOL baby food?

Messorio 2005 Merlot, $1,875
But it’s a MERLOT!