The Week of March 12–17

– A Married Lady likes gray hair, A Dude is 5’10”, and A Clean Person bewitches with her sanitizing wand. (And A Queer Chick loves pecans.)

A Civil War Love Story.

– A guide to excellent books about mostly fake murder.

– Things to consume: pomegranate liqueur, pesto-shrimp casserole, braided seal intestine, nuts.

– “I don’t care, honey. If it’s going to be a good, exciting novel, you have to play the sex scenes very carefully.”

Lady Leshurr! Los Rakas! Carrie Rodriguez! (Music!)

– Esther has at least 19 lingettes intime left, if anyone’s looking.

– IUDs: A Guide to Long-Term Sperm Scarecrows.

– And if you have any unpublished art you’d like to see in either these “Looking Back” posts or the Friday Open Thread, please let me know.

– See you on Monday! Don’t forget to practice.

Illustration by Adrienne Lobl