The Return of the Mysterious, Long-Fingered Frog

Things envisioned when reading the headline “Mysterious Long-Fingered Frog Comes Out of Hiding”:

1. A mysterious, long-fingered frog using his long finger to part a beaded curtain and step into a smoky room.

2. A mysterious, long-fingered frog — his long finger wrapped around a small martini — slipping back into a party almost as if he’d never been gone.

3. A typical manhole going unnoticed until it appears to be levitating out of the street, at which point we see a mysterious, long-fingered frog is actually lifting it up with his long finger. He moves the disc aside and emerges silently from somewhere unknowable.