“I believe you have my stapler?”

Aren’t there a few things on your desk that feel like they should have been replaced with binary code by now? Paper clips. White Out. (Who still uses White Out and what for? No, tell us!) Three-hole punch. Stapler. It seems old fashioned that there are staplers, but if you have to have one, this one is the best. Seriously, it is like a magic stapler. Anyway, in other stapler news, that sexy wall mural over on the left there is made of nearly half a million staples. Get to work, everyone.