Headlines to Use in the Event of Being Trapped Inside the Offices of a Bridal Magazine
by Lamar Clarkson

What a Tulle
Registered Offender
Bride’s Head Revisited
Much Ado, A Boutonniere, Nothing
Chiffon Happens
Wanted: Dead or A-line
Spanxing the Cherry
The Empire Waist Strikes Back
RSVPenis
A Last-Minute Touch of Evil
If Luxe Could Kill
Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Veil
Lamar Anderson is a writer in the Bay Area.