Happy Super Tuesday Eve

There’s nothing worse than having to explain Super Tuesday to a room full of chattering n00bs. “Wait, how does the Electoral College work again? Why do some states have caucuses instead of primaries? How come some states have more delegates than others?” Shuuut uuuuppp, I’m trying to watch this Wolf Blitzer special report. The only exception to the no-n00bs rule is if they are attractive and easily impressed by your ability to clarify electoral rules. (“Why don’t you sit right here next to me and I’ll demonstrate a binding caucus?”) Otherwise, you want nerds. Straight-up nerds.

Comedy Central’s Indecision blog has a nice guide to throwing a Super Tuesday party that also includes an easy recipe for “Super PAC-amole.”