Too Bosomy to Balance

“I asked her again if she would like to attempt the task and she stated not really because she has big breasts.” [The deputy told her to keep her hands by her side and] “she stated, ‘hell no not with these.’ Telling me again she can’t do it, not with her big boobies.”
 — Police were unmoved by a Florida woman’s request that they “understand that she is big-chested” and therefore unable to adequately demonstrate sobriety. (SIGTUTIBCOIGTKD?) [Via]