The Week of January 30 — February 3

– A Married Dude introduced us to Bob and Eli, A Lady advocated the secret wedding, and A Clean Person? Hey, A Clean Person? A Clean Person! A Clean Person Connors? A Clean Person Connors, I thought that was you!
– Happy birthday, from Magnificent and Kevin.
– A reminder to be ever-vigilant about what’s said during lunch.
– Nicole’s baby’s watches Kill Bill.
– Molly Reid passes the time.
– “[I]f Steve Jobs were to have designed a fertility accessory, the Follistim injection pen would be it.”
– What is … [Jeopardy! response as liturgical chant]?
– There are kittens in the trash.
– And things, photos, and people to be found online.
– And now for one (1) responsibly sized glass of Grüner Veltliner. See you on Monday!
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