The Asparagus Witch

“When a spear breaks it is the equivalent of the death card in Tarot readings. It is not necessarily a bad thing because it indicates a parting of ways.”
 — Jemima Packington is the once and eternal Asparamancer, and this year she forsees not one but two royal pregnancies, and that an animal will win an acting award. She doesn’t do private consultations, but she will be putting in an appearance at this year’s British Asparagus Festival, on April 23.

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