Skinny Jeans for Algernon

So much has been happening in the world of skinny jeans these past few years. There were the skinny jeans for him (“ex-girlfriend jeans”), there were the drop-crotch skinny jeans, there was the parody video about skinny jeans being so skinny they ruined a man’s life, and now* there is the reality that skinny jeans can actually be so skinny that they ruin people’s lives, in a way. (“I said, ‘I’m just letting you girls know, this can happen to you.’”*) How have skinny jeans changed and/or ruined your life, on a scale of one to 100?

*Ten days ago.
**In regard to belts, to be fair.