Have a Baby By Me, Baby. Be a Millionaire.

“She said piranhas, which she described as a ‘flesh-eating, man-eating creature’, ‘want a high-earning, high-flying, high-virility man’. They can attack at any time, whether it is in the workplace or at a bar in a posh hotel. ‘They know exactly where to find their targets’, she said.”
 — Lawyer Diane Benussi alerts us to a “new breed” of young women — piranhas — who trick wealthy older men into knocking them up so they can live off of the child support. Aw, poor guys! (JK.) Pro tips: everyone use condoms, stop being liars, AND raising kids is way harder than, uh, most other things! That is, unless the dude you target is 50 Cent in which case, everything will be fine.