Friday Bargain Bin: Let’s Try Some Iffy Stuff While It’s On Sale

Hershesons Twisty, $38.30 (was $55.51)
According to the photos, there are at least three ways to wear this… on your head. Just think of the ways you could wear it elsewhere!

Super Supermodel Legs with Chili Pepper, $15 (was $30)
No idea. Holler at us if you figure it out.

Bruce Blitz Insta-Cartooner Kit, $4.99 (was $20)
Get a hobby. What are you doing anyway, not drawing cartoon portraits of strangers’ faces on the train? (Admit it: the people who do that are the coolest and you just wish and wish they would start drawing you. You could be them.)

Mikael Aghal Beaded Chiffon Gown, $168 (was $560)
Say yes to this wedding dress. And then wear it to the grocery store.

One Random Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness, $5.99
Can this shirt live up to it’s name?

Maurie & Eve Platform, $49.95 (were $328)
Okay, granted these are probably on insane discount because of a couple bad reviews saying that they run large. Or small? Or they might need a repair after a little while. But you have NEVER let that stop you before and they are smoking weirdo-hot.

Babycakes Pie Pop Maker, $11.99 (was $29.95)
The photo is making it seem like these are only for holidays or something? With pie this size, you could have a dessert after every single meal! “With pies this size, who needs pies?”

Violent Lips Temporary Lip Tattoos, $7 (were $15)
THESE LOOK HORRIBLE. Send me all of them.

Sip ’N’ Swirl Glasses, $3.99 (were $8)
I drink your _____. I drink it UP!

19th Century Zinc Candelabra, $274.99 (was $395)
It has come to my attention that sometimes when I post things that are hundreds of years old and/or thousands of dollars it is not always obvious that I am completely joking/in awe of the crap people can buy if they rip enough other people off in order to have the means to do so, and for that I apologize. So, for the record, see above. (At the same time, let’s all admit that is a pretty sweet creepy candelabra.)