Blue Ivy and the Pauper

Okay, this is a little ridiculous, but it’s Friday and I think Jay-Z and Beyoncé should send Blue Ivy away for 20 years, sort of like in The Prince and the Pauper, so she can grow up normally and without knowing she’s famous. Because $40K cribs and byzantium pacifiers will probably lower her chances at turning out happy and well-adjusted, and she could be so cool. Right? Jay and Bey: send her away! And visit in old cloaks, pretending to be her mysterious, glamorous aunt and uncle. Blue Ivy and the Pauper. You heard it here first.

After looking a little more closely at the original Prince and the Pauper plot, however, this may not actually be the best idea (and I guess another baby would have to be involved), but essentially I think famous people should set up secret schools in the mountains. Maybe they already have.