Truly Terrible Twos

“What’s the difference between a toddler and a psychopath? Apparently, not too much. In 1980 Robert Hare, a professor of psychology at the University of British Columbia, developed a 16-point checklist for determining whether a person was technically a psychopath. After taking a look at this list, and taking a look at the daily behavior of my two toddler girls, I can only conclude one thing: a psychopath is just really a person who has never grown out of the toddler stage.”
 — Rhiana Maidenberg takes us point by point through the list and wow, she is onto something. Take, for the easiest example, #1: “Superficial charm & average intelligence.” ZING, Rhiana Maidenberg’s kids! Related: One time I took the test.