The Week of January 17–20
– A Married Dude doesn’t usually bet on the Lions, A Queer Chick supports overthinking, and A Clean Person whispers “shoe nuts.”
– My number is one billion, eight hundred million, five hundred and fifty-five thousand, five hundred and fifty-five.
– “If you’re not here in 20 minutes, I guess I’m just going to have to wait longer.”
– And if you and your significant other have a friendly problem on which you can’t agree, please let us know and we will solve it perfectly.
– Where does Steve keep his wallet?
– It was Ina Garten, in the gazebo, with the whip.
– Some good books, some bad hats.
– And some good-looking cervixes in bowties. See you next Monday. Enjoy some frozen fruit!
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