Okay, Fine, Let’s Talk About the Divorce…

…the divorce — and marriage — we know hardly anything about! Everyone fall back. Here are the things we do know:

They would use any excuse to throw a party or wear costumes.

They had babies.

They often publicly expressed fondness for one another — which is what is expected when you are asked about your spouse.

That’s pretty much it. I’m serious, if you know any more actual details about what really went on inside their relationship, please let us know. Speculation here, but someone probably cheated, right? Then again, who knows? In summation: people break up, and sometimes we know why but other times we don’t know why because we’re not best friends with them or their therapist. I mean that we’re not their therapist, not that we’re not best friends with their therapist because then we still shouldn’t know why they broke up because that would be unethical for our therapist best friend to divulge that information to us. *Looks up “summation.”*