Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

Connor Octopus Calendar and Stand, $54 (was $135)
This is what rich interior designer ladies who have reality shows put on their desks. Or, ladies with $54.

Pure Matte Tights, $35 (were $59)
I have these. They are warm, they are beautiful, and they also come in red and black.

Paperself False Lashes, $9 (were $19)
Yep! These glue to your face. A bunch of ridiculous versions are on sale, including sea life ones and this deer and butterfly style.

Le Sport Sac 3-pack Pouches, $26.60 (was $38)
I think it’s time we talk about the 3-pack pouches on sale rule: get them. My set is Rebecca Minkoff and about to die, that is how much I use them, so I’m re-upping. Good for: makeup, jewelry when you travel, desk/glovebox bag of girl things (tampons, condoms).

Variety Pack of 30 Personalized Post-It Note Pads, $29 (were $36)
VARIETY PACK OF 30 PERSONALIZED POST-IT NOTE PADS, $29 (WERE $36).

Wacoal Convertible Lace Bra, $18 (was $42)
Throw some D’s in that bitch. No, literally, it’s only available in 38D and 38DD.

Marc Jacobs Chain Ankle Boot, $149 (were $375) (And they come in brown!)
Sometimes it just feels like Marc is never going to stop making a better version of these chain boots and I’m never gonna stop not owning a pair. (You guys: I seriously just zoned out with a scowl for like two minutes, which is a long time to pout about boots when you’re supposed to be working.)

Free People Pointelle Slip, $19.95 (was $78)
It’s a slip! It’s a nightie! It’s a layering piece! (They put it under a maxi skirt.) It comes in black! Buy them all.

Sephora Rollerball Perfume Collection, $45 (was already discounted at $65)
The perfect way to both find your new scent AND have way too much perfume to choose from suddenly. I got that Juicy one at the checkout a while back and now when I go on dates my dude says, “Put on the trashy one.”

Ksubi Cotton T-Shirt, $34.50 (was $59)
Hey, look. It’s one of those t-shirts we were talking about.

479 Popcorn Sweet Tooth Sampler, 5 boxes $37.95 plus $.05 shipping!
If you don’t want to know about Vietnamese Cinnamon Sugar Popcorn or Chipotle Caramel and Almonds Popcorn, do not click.

Lunares Pint Ice Cream Holder, $33.60 (was $48)
You are seriously going to kill it in the Valentine’s Day Gift Game this year.

Geo Print Ruana (???), $14.99 (was $42)
One hand: classic print and style. Other hand: super trendy right now and intimidating to attempt. Other hand: what do you have to lose? Other hand: $15. Your call.

Giles & Brother Twist Leather Bangle, $32.50 (was $65)
You know how you’ll see a girl with, like, jeans, a white t-shirt, and this bracelet on and think, “See? Perfect. Effortless. I bet her dad bought her that. They’re always $100. Ugh. I can’t spend $100 on a piece of leather. And neither can my dad!” And then you’re mad for the rest of the day and until the end of time, especially when you keep seeing it at different stores for still at least $100? Not today.

AND FINALLY…

Jonathan Adler Flint Needlepoint Pillow, $58.80 (was $95)
What the shit!? They also have Akron, Scranton, and Osaka for some reason? (If someone knows that Osaka is the Flint of Japan, please tell us about it.)