Congratulations, Laura Dern

Some people are mad at you because you’re not really a comedic actress or something, and okay. But on to the real issue: YOU ARE THE BEST ON ENLIGHTENED and now it is official and not just a rule in my house. Amy, the character you play, is a living nightmare. I said it! Like, you really just want to duct tape her all up. Don’t you leave that chair, Amy. And shut up! Don’t say what you are about to… I KICK AT MY TELEVISION AND LOOSE A SQUEAL OF RAGE. For a mundane but infuriating example: don’t tell your mom all about how you went over to your druggie ex-husband’s house in the middle of the night and then get MAD at her, like literally throw a witchy tantrum because you are being personally violated, when she goes “Why?”

My skin crawls at you, Amy. It feels so good. You win, Laura. Incredible. Everyone go watch the whole thing and then let’s all send Mike White care packages to keep him happy while he writes us another season.