2012 Spoiler Alert
“February: Beyoncé’s newest perfume, Pounce, is unveiled in a crystal egg lowered into Times Square, where it knocks over the statue of Father Francis Duffy. Beyoncé apologizes for damaging ‘the guy in the Nazi coat.’”
— Michael Rottman of The Morning News lives in Toronto, “like a lord,” and can forsee the future, like a wizard. And, per his gift, March is going to be crazy.