Whinerator

“As the first drops of wine met the Vinturi, it let out a noise that toes a thin line between sloshing and muffled screaming. The pourer was so surprised that she missed the glass, and every single person in the room stopped to stare, then laugh. In other words, the thing sounds ridiculous, like a dying cat. “
 — Bon Appetit got some sommeliers together to judge whether a wine aerator improved the taste of wine. Guess what? It didn’t! In fact, it usually made it worse. You saved the receipt, right? Riiight?