The Week of December 12–16

– A Dude likes your haircut, A Lady is drifting off at her keyboard, and A Clean Person is giving me a Fraido Feather Duster OIGTCHFC (JK!).

– … Or possibly a denim jacket, like Paul Reiser on Mad About You.

Holiday Inn: the greatest Christmas movie of all time?

– Lucia Martinez is the Johnny Appleseed of herbs and the holiday season.

– “I’m never doing any drugs again.”

– Since this was posted, Bethea has also offered me The Powerful Crystal Merkaba and Silk Mandala, for “the exceptionally low price of just $39.95.”

Azealia Banks!

– Have a lovely and fulfilling weekend. Don’t let Pinochle catch you.

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