Some Broad Abroad

“Well, there’s only 30 hours left for something to go horribly, horribly wrong. A few weeks ago, we made a list of lame ways to die in India. We had a huge font of experience from which to drink. My favorite is probably ‘being hit by a roman candle meant to scare away monkeys in a kabir ashram,’ because that is a thing that almost happened to like 13 of us two weeks ago.”
 — Hairpin pal (and beloved former intern) Claire Carusillo has been keeping a hilarious journal of her adventures in India.