Reverse Bucket List

by Rose Surnow

Things I never want to do before I die.

1. Go to Vegas “with my girls.”

2. Marry into a jazz legacy.

3. Be alone in nature for any amount of time.

4. Teach Shakespeare at an inner-city public school.

5. Own a condo in Florida.

6. Confront my fears (sharks/elevators/intimacy).

7. Watch Sex and Lucia in a movie theater with my parents … again.

8. Live alone in a huge mansion with only my life-size Victorian doll collection to comfort me.

9. Swim with dolphins (they are the frat guys of the sea, read this).

10. Attend Lollapalooza.

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