Future Wine Names, Please Help
“They can buy it and say, ‘Here, bitch, I bought you a present.’ ”
— The New York Times raises its eyebrows at the “saucy” new (“new”) trend of naming wines “bitch,” “bastard,” and, among others, “stupid asshole” — the last of which has apparently rethought its ways and rebranded itself. A shame. Any better ideas? Rhea Czech-Hunt, maybe? Shih Teewich? Ms. Arabelle Jerq? Haha. Aaand I could do this for the rest of the day. Mina Fulperson?