Friday Bargain Bin: Gifts for Dudes

Mix Tape 1GB USB Memory Stick, $23.64 (was $29.95)
Ask Riiiiiiich if this is not the best gift ever? It can hold like 900 minutes of music — which is waaay too much if you are giving this to a romantic interest. Keep it under 120 and you’re in.

Red Dead Redemption for XBox 360, $36.67
Okay, so I know the whole thing with video games is to get the latest, coolest one, but! But. But if you are a person who doesn’t play video games and there is another person in your home who does and you want to sit near them for part of your evening, I’ve found this game highly watchable. It’s like a gunnier Lonesome Dove without all the whorin’.

Portable Massage Chair, $69.95 (was 199.95)
How hot is this present? How? How hot? How hot is it? That’s what I thought.

Manhood for Amateurs, $10.83 (was $14.99)
I know more than one guy who really liked this book. That’s enough for me.

Caron Learn To Knit Kit, $19.99
It’s usually never too late to learn a new skill, but if you want to make this for your brother in time for the holidays it’s almost too late. Order now!

Write Like a _____ Mug, $13
This was such a huge hit around my last office that my boss “accidentally” stole mine. (Okay, I’m not exactly sure how it made it’s way from a box on my desk to being full of coffee on his, but you know what I’m saying: creative-type dudes like it because it is obviously the best mug. And also it has a heart on it.)

Fantastic Man Subscription, $23 (was $42)
This magazine comes out twice a year, which is more often than you’ll meet a guy who has any idea what this magazine is. Go tell it on the mountain.

5lb Chenille Throw, $49.99 (was $79)
This blanket is heavy as hell and like the most luxurious thing that you can’t even believe you’re allowed to have it on you. I just got one; trust me. Dudes don’t even know there are blankets until you’re too cold around them and then they take that ratty old quilted poly-fill comforter off the bed and offer it to you and you’re all “Daaa-ad! I’m fiii-ine. Forget it-uh.” And then you buy them this.

Stainless Steel Drink Chillers, $14.99
For that bourbon lover (you) in your life.

3 Nights at Brasada Ranch, $262 (was $719)
Spend a long weekend in a cabin with a king-sized bed, minibar, jacuzzi (see it back there?), and fireplace in the middle of nowhere. Pack these NSFW underthings if you’re trying to get knocked up. Or, even if you’re not, just buy them for sure. Trust me.