Cruise in the Name of Love

“Concerts Cruise in Association with Bling1 Entertainment presents R. Kelly, on a 5-day Romantic “Love Letter Cruise”, from Miami to Grand Turks, Half Moon Cay and Nassau, Bahamas. An exciting time awaits you on Carnival Cruise Line “Destiny”, as R. Kelly presents a fabulous performance, never seen before at SEA.”
 — There are only two days left to get me this perfect present $200 off a surprisingly not-that-expensive, once-in-a-lifetime (thank god) dream vacation. Hurry! In other breaking Kels news: he’s written 32 new chapters for “Trapped in the Closet” and just needs a few investors to make the project come to life. Are you hanging onto some extra dough?