The Rules of Romantic Unfriending

“Mr. Bennett and Ms. Grunwald (hereinafter ‘the former couple’) shall change their Facebook relationship status to ‘Single’ within three (3) days of each other, and no more than three (3) weeks from the end of their relationship. Furthermore, each party shall wait a minimum of six (6) months before changing his or her status to “In a relationship,” even if said new relationship began earlier.”
 — Frank Lesser’s tidy guide to heartbreak.