“One of the Triplets Is Not Like the Others”

Scooped: The Awl is out in front on the doll beat today

. “I thought of it as the profanity beat,” says editor Alex Balk, “but I guess there is some overlap.” Summary: At least four people are riled up by a baby doll who may or may not be calling her owners a “crazy b.” An Awl commenter was kind enough to include a link to the un-bleeped-out turn of phrase in question.