NYC Starbucks Toilet Roulette

An anonymous source “familiar with the company’s New York plans” has revealed that “Starbucks cannot be the public bathroom in the city anymore,” due to long lines and the fact that Starbucks employees have to wait in them, too. Apparently a few will stay public, however, meaning that “If you are a tourist,” per the mystery Starbucks-bathroom Deep Throat, “you will not know which Starbucks has a bathroom.”